GOD’S PUNISHMENT
It’s Maria Island day, which involves being ready by 8.30 a.m.,
something we haven’t managed at all this trip, for the ferry departure. Worrying about being ready and my dodgy right
knee means little sleep is had because, for some unknown reason, I have decided
to have a go at climbing Bishop and Clerk, a distinct outcrop of rock on the
northern tip of the island that’s over 620 metres high.
Reading the reviews of others indicated it was probably out
of my limits, but I figured if I factored in the push bike, there may be a
faint hope. “The climbing is relentless”
one reviewer wrote and, apparently, at the end it gets a lot worse.
So, with much trepidation I headed out on the pushie after
the ferry docked, hoping to beat all the walkers who would be trying the climb
(turned out there were only six others).
Maria is an enchanting place, free of unnatural predators
and thus wildlife flourishes, wombats, echidnas, cape barren geese and native
hens, not to mention all the roos, are all flourishing. As you head out, you’re
apt to come across some of them. I mean,
where else in Australia can you find a nice furry wombat right beside the dusty
trail trying to have a sleep?
It’s open country initially, with vast seascapes across the
water to a couple of tiny islands just offshore. As you swing around to face the distant
outcrop the trail gets steep, very steep.
I’m resigned to using a granny gear and zig-zagging and still have to
stop a couple of times before the top.
Then there’s a matching steep downhill before another similar
energy-sapping ascent with a bench seat for respite about half-way.
After that it’s woodland, though the edge of the cliffs is
quite close on the port side still and, on the other side of the trail is the
most patterned eucalypt I’ve ever seen in my life. However, as the lady wrote,
it’s “relentless” in terms of uphill, though the trail itself is good and easy
to follow.
I manage to get further up, stopping to catch my breath on
occasions until, finally, I give up, dismount, and leave my bike and helmet
behind. I figure I’ve only got about 2
kms to go, how hard can it be?
Well, it’s alright and I’m moving freely until the trail has
tree roots and a few rocks here and there and it gets just a little
arduous. Then it gets a little more
steep, more rocky and more arduous. That
was the good bits because it’s then that you see the landslide rocks. Nothing in my entire bushwalking life
prepared me for this. It’s a nightmare..
At some stage in the past masses of lumpy rocks have
cascaded down the mountain and now, devoid of vegetation, you have to walk up
it. Still, I can see that just 200
metres up the trees start again.
Oh dear, there are only a couple of trees and then the
nightmare starts again and the summit looks light years away, it’s so much
higher.
Through another couple of trees and then onto a bigger
slope, it really is relentless but, then it gets worse! When you finally get just below the summit,
many people don’t go any further because, frankly, it’s just plain scary. You have to scale a couple of vertical rocks
with faint footholds to actually get on the summit. It is no place for the faint hearted.
I have a couple of goes before I get enough confidence to
throw the top half of my body on the slab and literally drag myself onto
it. How I’m going to get back down I
have no idea.
As every reviewer suggests, it’s a spectacular place to
be. There’s an aura here that wraps
itself around you and won’t let go.
Whether it’s viewing the lower nearby “Clerk” bit of the formation or
gazing back 5-6 kilometers from whence you came, it’s all impressive.
There’s a split rock formation here that involves jumping
from one to the other and risking serious injury or death if you make a
mistake. I move around a few but won’t
go on the furthest one. After all, slip
and it’s nearly 2,000ft to the ocean.
Eventually, after eating my meagre lunch and emptying my
water bottle, other climbers arrive, two men followed by a younger middle-aged
German lady, all much more supple than I.
Photos are taken and we get chatting.
Apparently Mount Amos is more scary because it has a slippery granite
slope; I remind myself never to go there.
Because one of the gents is comfortable wandering around the
far rock I eventually give it a go. It’s
not as scary as I thought but I can understand why all three women (another two
have just arrived) point blank won’t go there.
Then, if you thought coming up was bad, wait till you have
to descend! A change of underwear would
be a requirement for some. Going over
the edge onto three uncertain steps has everyone worried and I’m glad I
remembered my “go down backwards” policy because it makes it a lot more doable,
but still scary.
My knees are in “complain” mode all the way back down the
rocks. “Will it ever end” keeps crossing
my mind but, of course, it eventually does and the roughish part of the
bushwalk commences. A tree root here, a
rock there, but at least I’m going down and the bike lies in wait somewhere
further on. That “somewhere further on”
seems twice as far as when I was ascending, and my relief is palpable when the
bright green helmet strapped to the frame comes into view. Now it’s all downhill and much faster and easier.
When, on the top, the German lady and I had compared bike
notes and she said she loved riding the mountains in Germany. Imagine my surprise when I passed her
walking. She’d left her bike about two
kilometres before mine and had hardly climbed anything.
I’d originally hoped to make the 2.30 ferry and rocked up
with nearly half an hour to spare. It
had taken me around 5 hours to do something I’ll never do again or recommend to
anyone.
Still, having done it, you get boasting rights (and a lot of
pain for a few days afterwards!).
Labels: Bishop and Clerk, bushwalking, Maria Island, mountain biking, Tasmania